DefinitelyWorking

DefinitelyWorking

Displays an ultra-complex, high-tech dummy screen on your PC. A stealth joke tool perfect for remote work or looking busy at the office.

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*No installation required. Runs as a portable app.

No installation required, ultra-fast portable execution

DefinitelyWorking is compiled using Native AOT technology, meaning it is fully portable and can be carried on a USB flash drive.

It requires absolutely no additional installations, such as the .NET runtime. Simply place the downloaded folder containing `DefinitelyWorking.exe` and its accompanying DLLs anywhere, and you can instantly launch it on any PC. To uninstall, just delete the entire folder.

Product Overview

"Give the illusion that you are engaged in deep, critical work."

DefinitelyWorking is a full-screen joke application designed to display ultra-complex, professional-looking screens such as a cyberpunk hacker console, an AI research cluster, or a high-frequency trading (Quant) terminal.

It provides dynamic, animated screens filled with programmer and office worker memes, perfect for when you need to switch your monitor into "extremely busy mode" to avoid prying eyes at the office or during a remote working session.

Key Features

  • 5 "Working Hard" Themes: Instantly toggle between 5 high-tech presets (Cyberpunk Hacker, AI Training, Quant Trading, Server Monitoring, Quantum Core) using the F1–F5 keys.
  • Dynamic Humor Logs: Displays hilarious real-time updating status metrics like "Downloading RAM" or "Encrypting boss's coffee maker."
  • Stealth UI Switching: A semi-transparent stealth dropdown appears in the bottom-right corner only when hovered over with the mouse for discreet theme switching.
  • Ultra-Fast Portable Action: Extremely fast startup and minimal PC resource consumption. No .NET runtime required.

Screenshots

SysAdmin / Cyberpunk Hacker Screen

SysAdmin Mode

A hacker-style screen displaying Matrix code rain and live attack logs.

Stonks / Wall Street Quant Screen

Stonks Mode

Simulates high-speed algorithmic trading with real-time charts and tickers.

How to Use

01

Launch

Open the extracted folder and double-click `DefinitelyWorking.exe` to display the simulated workspace in full-screen.

02

Switch Themes

Press the [F1] to [F5] keys on your keyboard, or use the stealth menu in the bottom-right corner to change themes.

03

Exit

Press `Alt + F4` or click the window's close button to exit instantly.

Changelog

  • v26.9.19.0 Sep 19, 2026
    Initial release (Launch).

Download

Standard Edition

FREE

Get it on GitHub

Freeware (Personal & Commercial)

Redistribution Prohibited

Use at your own risk (Disclaimer)

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System Requirements

OSWindows 10 / 11 (64-bit)
ServerWindows Server 2016+
RuntimeNone (Native AOT)